Lochodactyl

What is Lochodactyl?

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A Lochodactyl is Loch Ness Monster/Pterodactyl/Seduction Fireball hybrid. It is created by the used of teleportation and time travel. The Lochodactyl is used in modern day baptisms to make getting baptized more risky, the way it was in the early days of Christianity. Lochodactyls are trained to tell the difference between Christians and non-Christian because they are beat with Bibles as infants. After the baptism, the Lochodactyl emerges out of the water and eats and or breaths fire on any person who was baptized but is not actually a Christian.

Lochodactyls make baptisms much more interesting.

See baptism, christianity, teleportation
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