Lock It Up

What is Lock It Up?


1.

A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.

Joe: "Shit, this bar is never this crowded on a Wednesday... what are all these girls doing here? Looks like we picked a good night to come out."

Dwight: "Damn, look at the tits on these girls over here."

Hot Girl: "I heard that, you fucking creep."

{Joe angrily pulls Dwight aside.}

Joe: {pointing his finger in Dwight's face} "Hey, look at me. You lock it up. Don't be a liability tonight."

Dwight: "Alright, alright. Honest mistake."

See get your shit together, figure it out

2.

A command given to an annoying individual who won't stop talking, bitching, or rambling about something you don't want to hear about, or exposed to the public.

Sue: Did you hear what she said?

Sue: I'm gong to kill her!

Sue: Why would she say that?

Sue: Did you hear her say it?

Sue: Am i really getting fat?

Sue: What time did she say it?

Sue: Are you sure she knows we did it?

Ned: Enough already! LOCK IT UP!!!!

See shut up, annoying, irritating, lock it up

3.

A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isnt in the game or is up their ass, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.

David: "What the Fuck!", Everybody lets pick this shit up right fuckin now. Everybody finish the drill. Let Go!"

Torres: "Fuck this i wanna go home and eat" (torres drags his nutz half speed through the drill)

David: "Move your fuckin tits Torres"{David angrily pulls Torres aside.}

David: {Grabs Torres's helmet} "Hey, look at me! You lock it up right now! Don't be a fat fuck today finish the fuckin drill."

Torres: "Alright, alright."

(David walks back to the line)

Torres:(Torress wispers) "Fuckin pussy"

See lets go, pick it up, move your ass, finish

4.

when one tells their friend a secret, and said secret teller wants to keep it between those two. Secret teller tells secret reciever to "lock it up"

"Dude, remember that mary girl?"

"Yeah."

"I nailed her last nite. But hey... lock it up."

See keep it low, shut up


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