What is Lock Your Keys In Your Car?

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to unintentionally get knocked upor knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"

Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."

Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

See accident, knock up, pregnant, abortion, coat hanger
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