What is Lock Your Keys In Your Car?

1.

to unintentionally get knocked upor knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"

Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."

Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

See accident, knock up, pregnant, abortion, coat hanger
83

Random Words:

Textoo
1. Any tattoo composed primarily of lettering, symbols, or numbers. Often consisting of a name, popular culture quote or Chinese symbol, th..
Read more
Intelligicated
1. An intelligent person who is college educated in the four major subjects of college: booze, parties, girls, and cash. ` That dude is s..
Read more
Braith
1. A vast amount of awesomeness and or radness often found in humans, given said term as a name at birth by the genetic parents. Dude that..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free