What is Lockefied?
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The art of transforming a nonsensical sentence (read: French Canadian wrote it) into a perfectly written sentence. Y'know, which makes sense.
eg. valinorbob is not looking for critique feedback on this piece, they is looking for general comments on their piece. Critiques are not being asked for, so please refrain from making anything outside of a general comment.
becomes:
This member is not looking for a critique on this piece, just general comments.
That sentence has been Lockefied.
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The result of not measuring your breathing intervals when inhaling weed smoke.
Results in the breathing of smoke out your nose and the ..
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acknowledgement of someone agreeing completely with a certain view of yours.
dude, you wanna go get some triple meat bacon cheese burge..
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Inflammation of impatient elevator patron.
Susie has elevatoritis, it's obvious, because she has pushed the UP button ten times.
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