What is Lockefied?
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The art of transforming a nonsensical sentence (read: French Canadian wrote it) into a perfectly written sentence. Y'know, which makes sense.
eg. valinorbob is not looking for critique feedback on this piece, they is looking for general comments on their piece. Critiques are not being asked for, so please refrain from making anything outside of a general comment.
becomes:
This member is not looking for a critique on this piece, just general comments.
That sentence has been Lockefied.
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When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.
I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up ..
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Masturbation aided by water.
Doug: "Yo Yo Yo i was wackin it in the tub with the water flowing over my wang-no hands needed!"..
