What is Lockefied?
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The art of transforming a nonsensical sentence (read: French Canadian wrote it) into a perfectly written sentence. Y'know, which makes sense.
eg. valinorbob is not looking for critique feedback on this piece, they is looking for general comments on their piece. Critiques are not being asked for, so please refrain from making anything outside of a general comment.
becomes:
This member is not looking for a critique on this piece, just general comments.
That sentence has been Lockefied.
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A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.
Hairdresser: How was your blind date?
Samantha: Totally boring..
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Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.
I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some pha..
