What is Locker Fables?
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(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"
Friend 2: "What were they about?"
Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a
Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"
Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
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Arson fire to collect insurance. Trinidadian. Cf. Jewish barbecue.
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The geeks' version of cock block. Quark Block is where your friend prevents you from a geeky act that he wanted to take.
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