What is Locker Ready?
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Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.
"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."
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To masturbate with sandpaper or any other rough surface.
Rough grit is a great way to pass a dateless Saturday night.
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A gigantic queef that expells moist chedder cheese from the vagina, instead of stinky hot air
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