Lockhart

What is Lockhart?


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The Knife of kings, Lockhart is an anodised serrated steel blade, firmly bolted to a long haft of finest teak.

Lockhart is used to cut manly things like beef or lamb.

It's shining teeth make short work of even the feistiest pieces of meat.

Max and Jonny tore through their roast dinners with the aid of Lockhart.

Camp Eddie has to use Chickenknife.

"Hey Jon, isn't Lockhart great?"

"Yes Max, it sure is. Way better than Chickenknife"

Eddie: SIGH

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