What is Locklear?
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A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)
Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!
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you say this when your stoned
"Zinga-zing-zong!
Zinga-zing-zong!
Zinga-zing-zong!
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"My god, will yo..
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the act of masterbation through to art of jazz.
i was jazzterbating last night to miles davis' walkin'. turns out i had a jaz..
