Locknurch Edit Meaning

1. A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.) You wont hav..

1. Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina. Ber..

1. When you recieve oral pleasure while defecating on the toilet. I went to the bathroom and got a blumpo from a random person...