Locksmith

What is Locksmith?


1.

Saviors who come in the middle of the night to help bachelors with cheap-ass landlords who put defective, key-breaking locks on the bachelor's front door.

My landlord is totally paying for that locksmith I had to call during the middle of the night.

See savior, hero, lock, service, lockpick

2.

"Locksmith" means any person who, for any consideration or compensation whatsoever, engages, directly or indirectly and as a primary or secondary object, in the business of rekeying, installing, repairing, opening, modifying locks, or who originates keys for locks, including, but not limited to, electronic cloning of transponder keys and any other electronic programming of automotive keys and electronic operating devices, such as key fobs, door and ignition key devices, and successive electronic and other high-security key technology. A "locksmith" does not mean a person whose activities are limited to making a duplicate key from an existing key.

A locksmith re-keyed my office building so the existing keys would not work .

3.

1.a. Someone who enjoys breaking into cars and homes LEGALLY!

b. Someone who wears a shirt with the AAA logo PROUDLY!

2. Sometimes confused with a hacksmith

I have been a Locksmith contracted by AAA for 13 months and I have broken into more then 3000 vehicles, and the owners were ALWAYS happy I did it.

See aaa, locksmith

4.

A pathetic excuse for a human being with cruel intentions to rip people off.

I know nothing of locksmiths, but I hear most of them do drugs.


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