Lockup

What is Lockup?


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When your brain shuts down after seeing a fantastic piece of ass walk by, preventing you from continuing whatever you were doing.

Boris and Jerry are having lunch at McDonald's talking about neural networks just as a milf walks past. Jerry notices the milf....

Boris: "Please explain what you mean by the nested node method of traversing..."

Jerry: "Huh,.... hang on Boris I am having a lockup, I need a moment to reboot"

See befuddled, confused, bsod


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