Lockwood

What is Lockwood?


1.

When your penis becomes erect and does not go down for at least an hour. This could be a problem when one is in class, wearing mesh shorts, grinding, or even cooking. The only solution is to lay back and call your girlfriend(s).

Dude, last night susan had to relieve my lockwood.

Susan is so hot she gave me a lockwood by just looking at her.

See boner, wood, erect, hard

2.

When your penis becomes erect and does not go down for at least an hour. This could be a problem when one is in class, wearing mesh shorts, grinding, or even cooking. The only solution is to lay back and call your girlfriend(s).

Dude, last night susan had to relieve my lockwood.

Susan is so hot she gave me a lockwood by just looking at her.

See boner, wood, erect, hard

3.

One who love to work in a Box a lot and loves honey. Is afraid of getting popped by a bee and getting all wet.

Lockwood got box AGAIN?!?!


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