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When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a ..
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First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, bu..
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A girl who is so skinny, most likely from anorexia, that when she wears a bikini you can see the bones of her pelvis move around in her ..