What is Locust Valley?
1.
small, extremely wealthy town located on the north shore of long island.
you can go to portledge, friends academy or locust valley high school.
portledge
-dumb kids who cant get into any respectable boarding school but whose parents refuse to send them to public school
friends academy. ill at hockey and lax.
-campus is amazing thats nicer then 95% of colleges campus'. kids are snobby and coked up. mad drugs cause there parents don't give a shit and they got mad money. used to be good at bball but the guys are pussies nowadays
locust valley high school
-football, wrestling, lax. pussy money weed.
mad school spirit, lots of parties, lots of alcohol.
everyone sleeps with everyone but everyone one if your from bayville youre most likely related to your boyfriend somehow so u gotta be careful.
"my father is in Japan for a couple months and my mothers in rehab so we can chill at my crib and do some lines tonight"-friends academy kid
portledge kid #1 "you have no flow bro."
portledge kid #2 "i'll pwn you in lax tonite no prob show down"
portledge kid #3 "my flow kills both your flows, baby did u see that hat trick tonite??"
locust valley kid #1- yo whats good for tonight
locust valley kid #2- joes havin people.. are u good
locust valley kid #1- yea i'll hook u up
locust valley kid #2- ight nice before we get fucked up lets go tp the school
locust valley #3-ight i got the brews and the toilet paper, ready to go
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2.
kick ass place in
common population here is pretty cool, alot of middle class, som rich assholes but most are nice.
the schools are pretty
too much monitoring in the schools though, basically like jail.
Were good at most sports but we also suck ass at some.
Good thing bout the school is they have sum hot ass girls.. ironically most are from bayville but sum hot ones from LV.
Yea thats basically it lol.
Locust Valley: A place where you can get suspended for two months for punching someone. But once your free you can just
grind with hot ass girls at the school dance.
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