What is Loetz?
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The most badass, pimptastic mother on the face of this planet. Bitches kneel down before his benevolent pimp hand, knowing his kindness should not be mistaken for weakness.
AKA: "The Mother-Fuckin-Man!"
Man, I really wish I could straight Loetz up in that ho's house and be like "sup bitch, daddy's home".
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One of the days of satan. This event happens every 1000 years. Christian mothers panicked on this day
My baby will be born on June 6 20..