Loetz

What is Loetz?


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The most badass, pimptastic mother on the face of this planet. Bitches kneel down before his benevolent pimp hand, knowing his kindness should not be mistaken for weakness.

AKA: "The Mother-Fuckin-Man!"

Man, I really wish I could straight Loetz up in that ho's house and be like "sup bitch, daddy's home".

See badass, pimp, awesome, pimp-hand, speghetti


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