Loewenthal

What is Loewenthal?


1.

1 Pronunciation: low-in-thol

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): loewenthalled, loewenthalling, to loewenthal, to loewenthal someone

Etymology: Jewish

Date: Since August 30, 1985

intransitive verb

1: to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive

2: to create a false or misleading impression

transitive verb

1:to bring about by telling lies

Father Hayes: Remember that kid on whom we performed the Sacrament of Annointing of the sick last semester?

Father Vodokyls: Yea, I heard he had 18 hour surgery in three specific areas of his body to remove tumors in his testicles, five tumors in his spinal chord, one in a lymph node on his neck, and one in his skull (but not his brain). This was to be followed by an intensive 8 week radiation treatment plan, the success of which would determine whether he was strong enough to return to campus and graduate.

Gee, I have been praying for him every day since the Sacrament was performed and I haven't heard from him since. I hope he is ok! Is he?

Father Hayes: He's perfectly fine! Turns out, he was loewenthalling us all along. He never had cancer--he made the whole thing up to get his girlfriend back!

Father Vodoklys: Holy shit! That kid is going straight to hell!

See bullshitter, bs, lies, liar, College of the Holy Cross


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