What is Loewenthal?
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1 Pronunciation: low-in-thol
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): loewenthalled, loewenthalling, to loewenthal, to loewenthal someone
Etymology: Jewish
Date: Since August 30, 1985
intransitive verb
1: to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
2: to create a false or misleading impression
transitive verb
1:to bring about by telling lies
Father Hayes: Remember that kid on whom we performed the Sacrament of Annointing of the sick last semester?
Father Vodokyls: Yea, I heard he had 18 hour surgery in three specific areas of his body to remove tumors in his testicles, five tumors in his spinal chord, one in a lymph node on his neck, and one in his skull (but not his brain). This was to be followed by an intensive 8 week radiation treatment plan, the success of which would determine whether he was strong enough to return to campus and graduate.
Gee, I have been praying for him every day since the Sacrament was performed and I haven't heard from him since. I hope he is ok! Is he?
Father Hayes: He's perfectly fine! Turns out, he was loewenthalling us all along. He never had cancer--he made the whole thing up to get his girlfriend back!
Father Vodoklys: Holy shit! That kid is going straight to hell!
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