What is Lofald?
1.
A person who is overly agressive towards a penis. He craves
penis hourly, often seen in the mens restroom masturbating
while humming broadway show tunes. Also known to crave
Power Bagels with a peanut butter schmear.
"OOh Horvath how I miss your penis. I Lofald
vow to never touch another."
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