Lofterbating

What is Lofterbating?

The act of jerking offwhile in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

See chatroom, jackoff, instant message, masterbait

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