Lofterbating

What is Lofterbating?

The act of jerking offwhile in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

See chatroom, jackoff, instant message, masterbait

Ratchild

1. A teeneage girl that takes the appearance of a prepubecent boy. Lacking in aesthetics, will take anything she can get. She is an extr..

It Were Proper Bo I Tell Thee

1. It (meaning an event) was very good i'll warrant you! I just went to the polo game and then went fox hunting... it was very good i..

Tard-on

1. When a mentally handicapped person gets an erection. A retard with a boner has a tard-on. See boner, retard, hard-on, tard on..

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