What is Loftis?
1.(n)the man who will one day take over america and rename it hotdog-land. he has one arm that is littler than the other but that doesnt hold him back from the world. he also has a thurst for kittens blood.
2. (adj) fucking insane
3. (v.) to Loftis; the act of loftising; laughing randomly; saying "i didnt do it!!!" at random times
1. I DIDNT DO IT!!!
2. hot red balls
4. LOFTIS BOBOFTIS STUNOFTIS
5. WHO ARE THE ROUND HEADS??????
6. Loftis slaves! bring me a kitten to munch on!
7. I like to watch jazz on mah radio!
8. Tattoos make you look like your from mars. or JOOPATERR!!
9. I AM LOFTIS
when nykolah asked to go to the bathroom, mr. loftis replied I DIDNT DO IT!???!