Loftis

What is Loftis?


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1.(n)the man who will one day take over america and rename it hotdog-land. he has one arm that is littler than the other but that doesnt hold him back from the world. he also has a thurst for kittens blood.

2. (adj) fucking insane

3. (v.) to Loftis; the act of loftising; laughing randomly; saying "i didnt do it!!!" at random times

LOFTIS QUOTES:

1. I DIDNT DO IT!!!

2. hot red balls

3.heeee-yahHAAAAWWWW!!!1

4. LOFTIS BOBOFTIS STUNOFTIS

5. WHO ARE THE ROUND HEADS??????

6. Loftis slaves! bring me a kitten to munch on!

7. I like to watch jazz on mah radio!

8. Tattoos make you look like your from mars. or JOOPATERR!!

9. I AM LOFTIS

when nykolah asked to go to the bathroom, mr. loftis replied I DIDNT DO IT!???!

See loftis, hair, teacher


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