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My cell phone plan.
Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
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Strange head sensations, AKA "brain zaps", which is like an electrical current that you can actually see for a split second as..
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To become intoxicated by red wine. A reference to the song "Red Red Wine" by UB40.
"Dude, I'm feeling well UB-Forti..