Log Flume

What is Log Flume?


1.

A term often used in software development, when the technical team are trying to troubleshoot a customer problem. This term usually suggests that the technical team is constantly asking the customer for log files.

Manager: Did you manage to troubleshoot the issues that Technico had?

Neils: Not yet, I've taken them for a ride on the log flume until I can figure it out

See log, programmer, software, bug, code monkey, hack

2.

The process of pooping on a girl's back, more towards the shoulder blades, and then pissing it down towards her ass. Resembles a log flume ride.

Keith: Yo, i just log flumed this girl last night.

Dan: o yeah, howd it go?

Keith: She loves that shit.

See log, flume, sex, ass, poop, shit, Shotty

3.

Similar to an upper decker, however the turd is taken in the upper tank of a gravity fed toilet (those which the tank is suspended 6ft up). When flushed the turd is sent flying down the pipe fed by gravity and makes a large splash similar to that of a log flume ride.

"Woah! Man I've just been log flumed!!"

See upper decker, going up top, poo, turd, toilet

4.

The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.

Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"

See poop, pee, chest, dump, hot carl


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