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Masturbate.
Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like t..
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when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knockin..