What is Log Lady?
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n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
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slap a daddy (v.) a girl so ugly you feel the only recourse is to slap the one responsible for her genetic makeup.
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When one sneezes and farts at the same time
WARNING:These farts tend to cause dirty pants, and anal bleeding in some cases
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