What is Log Lady?
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n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
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When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.
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To pass out while inhaling nitrous oxide.
Tina fished out while driving. Now her dumb ass is in the hospital.
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