What is Log Off?
1.
To dump your girl.
Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.
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2.
A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.
Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
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3.
making a bowel movement.
If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."
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4.
Yet another way of saying you need a crap.
Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!