What is Log On The Fire?
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When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.
Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.
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Something that is at the same level of awesomeness as Dr. Suess/the writings of Dr. Suess
Ben: "Man that was an epic night, did yo..