Log Onto Vom

What is Log Onto Vom?


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Discrete way to describe an alcohol-induced session with the toilet. Synonym to "praying to the porcelain gods"

"Dude, I'll brb, I gotta go log onto vom"

See drunk, wasted, vomit, puke, vom


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