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When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.
We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail...
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A Chocolate Shake with chunks of chocolate featured at the virtual restaurant: NO OFFENSE
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An internet wuss is someone who can be a complete asshole on the internet and say shit about everything but in real life is a fucking ki..