Log Whisperer

What is Log Whisperer?

a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:

a; splash up water

b; one chunk come back post-flush

c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper

d; make you wipe for 5 hours

e; make you have lil pebble shits

we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.

if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer

See logs, dogs, frogs, bogs, shit

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