What is Logaids?
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A chronic disease in which the infected patient feels an incessant and urgent need to vocalize various profanities, the most prominent being "penis." It is spread, literally, by word of mouth; once an innocent bystander hears an infect person yell "penis" for no apparent reason, they will succumb to the irresistible urge to reply in kind. (True to scientific nomenclature, the name is a portmanteau of the progenitor and a similarly fast-spreading disease.)
You: "Yeah...you're gay."
Him: "...Penis!"
You: "Penis indeed."
Him: "..."
You: "Penis!"
Someone Else: "OH NOES! You gots teh LOGAIDS!"
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A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.
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My old creepy boss who also sported a pedo-smile.
Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area q..
