Logic Edit Meaning

1.

Systematic thinking process of coming to the best solution, which somehow seems evade most parents.

Lack of Logic:

"Take out the garbage and wheel the garbage can to the road"

"But Mom, it's only Saturday, the trash gets picked up on Mondays"

"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"

See reasoning, sanity, good sense

2.

Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.

"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."

3.

Something that makes mathematical sense.

Exact reasoning, or knowing what is true and how to know whether it is true.

The by-product of thinking without relying on emotions.

Simple logic: If the kid smokes weed and smoking weed will cause cancer, therefore the kid will get cancer. (even though that's open for debate).

There is no form of logic in a woman's method of thinking.

See AYB

4.

An archaic custom or practice which anthropologists believe people of ancient times may have used to help influence their decision making ability. This lost art is sadly neither relevant nor present in the post-modern era.

To not provide an example would be beyond all logic.

See reason, sense, common sense, reasoning, rationality, soundness

5.

Logic: A system of reasoning.

Synonym: Reason, Judgment, Common sense.

Antonym: Leviathan, Conservatism, George W. Bush.

Leviathan was at his best today, attempting to defy logic.

See anonymous

6.

n. loooogic, looooogically; "logic" with a drawn-out O. An annoyance term to be used when magic ("Maaagic") is getting old or when you want to surprise someone by NOT saying "maaagic".

1) "How did you get up on the roof without a ladder?! You didn't magically poof up there, did you?"

"Logically."

2) "Look, look, I know you're going to tell me the answer is 'maaaagic', but seriously, what did you do to get that job?"

"Looooogic."

See logic, annoying, silly, slang

7.

1. The governing force by which the universe is supposed to operate, but doesn't really.

Non-operation is defined in the sense of a computer program having an error in its programming. Sense life has not crashed, we are forced to conclude that the universe operates.

An extremely logical person will attempt to relate every event, emotion, and idea into a universal truth and will probably devote the entirety of their life to this endeavor, possibly to the point of obsession. When they fail utterly they can only say that they did the most logical thing possible.

2. An excuse to ignore the emotions, logic, ability, or worth of others in order to do whatever the hell one wants.

Boy: Why do you say that?

Girl: Monkeys are invading the world.

Boy: Where?

Girl: Everywhere.

The boy looks around the room.

Boy: But I do not see any monkeys. If monkeys are invading the world everywhere then they should be here as well. Therefore I am forced to conclude that your statement is false unless you have some other information to show me otherwise.

Girl: Stop being so damn logical! It was a freaking joke, you damn bastard! I HATE YOU! #@$&%#&@$&%#@$&!!!

See ration, loic, logi, rationality