Logrolling

What is Logrolling?


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Masturbation. Exclusively masturbation of men or boys, since "log" is another word for penis.

Phone sex convo between two gay male politicians:

Gay Politician 1: Maybe later we can go back to my place and I can take your census.

Gay Politician 2: Only if you'll filibuster.

Gay Politician 1: Reapportion me, baby

Gay Politician 2: Oh I'll do it, you carpetbagger.

Gay Politician 1: Porkbarrel me!

Gay Politician 1: There's some logrolling going on... IN MY PANTS.

Gay Politician 2: You want PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION?

Gay Politician 1: I think I have a majority of your ass.

Gay Politician 2: Oh man, I think I just lost my seat.

Gay Politician 1: I'm about to incumbent!

Gay Politician 2: Errg. Oh YEAH! This session of congress is now over.

Gay Politician 1: Care to adjourn, then?

Gay Politician 2: I just did.

Gay Politician 1: Can we call a special session?

Gay Politician 2: As long as you give me your soft money.


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