Logsplitter

What is Logsplitter?

When a woman takes a dump on your chest with her g-string on.

"I asked her if she wanted to get kinky and she replied, 'Only if I can do a logsplitter'".

See fecophilia, plate job, scat sex, dirty love

Pat The Pony

1. Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensi..

Unvirginized

1. cherry has been popped, no longer a virgin. no longer innocent, not sweet & proper. damn, that girl on the corner is extremely unv..

Rim Bumpers

1. swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even..

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