What is Lohanned?
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To consume drugs or alcohol to such an extent that there is a legitimate danger of losing one's driver's license, undergarments and stomach contents all on the same night. Naturally, this term is derived from Lindsay Lohan's standard Monday night itinerary.
"Hey, I just got paid. Let's go down to the Sunset Strip and get completely Lohanned!"
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