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When you define a small problem as a big problem.
- I'm desperate, my SUV is dirty
- So sad! it's an elephant in egg!
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Anxiety and agitation experienced by a lady who impatiently awaits the arrival of a gentleman's CARNAL CHORISTER in her COVENT GAR..