Loiper

What is Loiper?


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Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.

Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay

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