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A person who eats more vegetables than meat.
I could have the hamburger but I just became a vegamearian so I'll have the salad ins..
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A Gooney Bird is a ball of earwax.
"Hey man, you better get a Q-tip, you've got a Gooney Bird in your ear"
See ear, wax..
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Your mother taking it up the butt from a large donkey.
That the hardest damn mexican donkey screw I've ever seen...