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Driving while intoxicated
I see them watching, and waiting,
For an opportunity to ride up on me,
Hopin' they don't roll up ..
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White bread.
Alex: Dad! I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. Do we have any Racist Bread?
Dad: No Alex. You'll just have t..
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When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.
When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick...