Lolcat

What is Lolcat?


1.

A photo of a cat doing a seemingly-innocuous thing, with large text superimposed. Sort of an offshoot of the orly owl. Also called cat macros

"I made you a cookie but I eated it", "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate", and "I see what you did there" are good examples of lolcats.

See cat, macro, funny, picture, photoshop

2.

The phenomenon of pasting captions in large text onto pictures of cats. The captions are a specific blend of:

1) txt msg text (shortcuts like "ur" for "your")

2) bad English-Asian translations (like the classic "all your base are belong to us")

3) common typing mistakes (like "!!!!1" and "ZOMG" and "teh")

4) misspellings (like "cheeze")

5) spam shortcuts (like substituting "5" for "S" and "3" for "e")

May I have some food, please?

might translate to, in lolcats:

i can has t3h kibbls plz??

See lolcats, slang, lolcat, cat, cats

3.

Photographs of cats in compromising situations with captions describing the innermonologue of the pictured cat. The text is usually grammatically incorrect and relies on internet slang or "im" speak.

lolcat : A picture of a cat with burgeoning eyes and text reads "Can I haz cheesburgah?"

See lolcats, facebook, application, internetz, stoopid, dogs

4.

a series of cats photographed in any number of unfortunate or comedic happenings purely for our viewing pleasure with ill-spelt captions called LOLSpeak

LOLcat: Geek Squad iz equal opportunity employer

See lol, cat, funny, animal, coc

5.

A picture of a kitty with a funny caption, there are Lolcat, Loldog, Lolrus (Lol walrus) & lolbunny

"I can has cheezburger"

"i has a bukkit"

"noooooooo they be stealin mah bukkit"

"yuu wakez me up to make a lolcat? wtf?"

See lolcat, lolrus, loldog, bukkit, cheezburger

6.

An image macroof a member of the feline species, usually superimposed with phrases that make little to no grammatical sense whatsoever; some of the phrases are echoic of Black Slang, 1337 speak, or gamerchatter.

Oh goodness, today is Caturday! I need to start making a my weekendly lolcat from Fluffy's cat park visit!

See cat, silly, computer, internet

7.

fucking stupid..

lolcat: i haz a cheezeburger

See lolcat, lolcats, lol, cats


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