What is Lolcock?
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A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).
Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.
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The symptom upon which a penis shrinks or has trouble achieving and maintaining an erection due to recent amphetamine use.
Matt: "..
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A reply of agreement or when one feels amazed by awesomeness
person 1: I just won $5000 on Pai Gow
person 2: cool beans...wait did you..