What is Lolcock?
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A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).
Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.
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Slang term for vagina. Specifically the clitoris.
I went to town on that little man in his pink boat.
See Grouch..