What is Lolcock?
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A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).
Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.
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(v.) To increase the size or importance of a stake in a game of risk. See poker
He decided to up the ante by placing his teenage daught..
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n. a humorous usage of the word 'vagina'; often spoken in a high pitched voice.
"Vah jayjay!!" "Niiinja!!"..