What is Lolcock?
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A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).
Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.
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The force of your piss hitting the water in a toilet. Increases when you push hard or really have to piss.
God ive been holding it in f..
