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When wearing shorts or nude you sit on a white shag rug and leave a wet fart which leaves a shit stain so severe the rug must be replace..
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You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.
Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the nex..
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To fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.
Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?..
