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Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
What!? You can't b..
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When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, when out of nowhere Clint Eastwood walks in and has his way with your chick. After ..
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a cheap son of a bitch
that damn Sam.. he's such a frugalmeyer!
I got a piece of glass instead of an acutal diamond! Frugalmeyer..