Lollapalooza Cap

What is Lollapalooza Cap?


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A haircut from the 90's that consisted of a shorn lower half and a long ponytail on the crown on the head. It is sometimes referred to as a tellum, but not to be confused with scene hair. While usually spotted on white trash it is not relegated solely to white folks. Remember the dude from Living Colour? He had a Cap with dreads.

So why does this hairstyle still exsist? Please do the rest of us a favor and shave the top part of your head if you still have one. Oh, and Meghan thinks K-Fed should have one. Hell, he probably did.

"Hey dude, check out the Lollapalooza Cap on that Scott Stapp-looking motherfucker!"

See tellum, reverse mullet, bad hair, redneck, k-fed, white trash, dub-t, living colour


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