What is Lollife?
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A culture in central pennsylvania that ties in drama between the participants, internet humor, extensive filenames, obscure celebrities, and more. Language revolves around words like "life", "world", "hi", and others, which can more or less mean good or bad things. The tone of voice is used to guide it's meaning. A usual conversation in lollife language would be:
"So man, heard so-and-so is lifing so-and-so, but he, like, Goatse'd it."
"Worlddddd."
Lol Life originally began when Josh Imler, drummer of The Lampshades, was reading a funny AIM conversation, when he blurted out, "Lol Life." After that, file names were made such as
DDR_FREESTYLE_BILL_GATESHILARIOUSTRIPSONCUMSTAIN
But the filenames got more and more complex, including many inside jokes and
referrences to past events. To really understand LOL LIFE, one must be in the life, or somehow acquire volumes upon volumes of past happenings. Rumors are that there will someday be a book looking back on this fascinating culture.
Terms commonly used in LOL LIFE:
bank(ing)(ed)-To "invest" interest in another potential mate while dating someone else.
double back(ing)(ed)-The art of getting back together, or going for, a previous love interest.
world-When dragged out, the term shows exhaustion or frustration. When said with a smile, laugh, or scream of sorts, it could express shock. The term is a medium of emotion.