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When someone is so perfect looking they look like the after photo of a magazine shoot all the time, like God has airbrushed them before ..
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A coveted occupation where one sqeezes the poop out of ducks for minimum wage.
Look at the doop-pucker squeeze that chick.
See money, ..
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When your friend sleeps with your girlfriend, or when your friend successfully pulls the girl you were trying to pick up.
I went away f..