What is Lolrus?
1.
a walrus who has typically lost a bucket, is searching for a bucket, or has acquired a bucket. mostly found in tagged pictures associated with
Who stole that lolrus' bucket? Now he'll have to use a kitteh to find a new one.
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2.
A laughing walrus, usually high.
Zoo Keeper: "There's one happy walrus"
Spectator: "Must be a lorus"
Zoo Keeper: "roflcopter"
Spectator: "No lolrus you gimp"
3.
any of a collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, dolphin.
Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus' bucket!
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4.
A woman who misrepresents herself on the internet, via pictures or misleading statements, to meet men. This doesn't just apply to being ugly, though that is the most common cover-up.
She looked hot in her pictures, but when we met IRL she was a lolrus!
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5.
oceanic mamal, in particular a walrus, that's
wtf nooo they denied cheezburgers lolrus
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6.
any of a collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, dolphin.
Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus' bucket!
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