Lolsnort Edit Meaning

1. Working midnight shifts I hate my graveyard shift as a security person. 2. A work shift that runs from Midnight to 8 AM. Hey man, I ..

1. A severe state of hunger. I haven't eaten since this morning and I'm hungrier than a hostage. See starvation, hostage crisis..

1. Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day. Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..