Loltmp

What is Loltmp?

Acronym for "Laughing out loud, touch my penis"

Commonly used by creepers on Myspace who try yo abduct your kids.

Girl: jus textn w/ frans

Man: cool yer cute

Girl: becky fell on her face

Man: loltmp

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