What is Lolwut?
1.
Meaning "What?", but usually said to mean comedic indifference to whatever was said. Also, if you don't care what was being said. Useful if you are in a place you shouldn't be.
Prounounced as "lawl wut", with no pause between words.
Person 1: Get out before I call the police
Person 2: lolwut?
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2.
Person 1: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Person 2: lolwut
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3.
used when surprised by something unexpected. often used at inappropriate times
person 1: my roommate just hung himself
person 2: LOLWUT?!
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4.
Means that you laugh at first, but then you realize the seriousness of the manner.
"You're being sued for -over 9,000- dollars in damages."
"lolwut?"
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5.
The pinnacle of internet stupidity. You know you're in the wrong chatroom or on the wrong forum when someone says lolwut. You can turn and run away, but you probably can't outrun the idiocy.
lolwut?
OH SNAP WE'RE GONNA DIE!
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