Lomaxed

What is Lomaxed?


1.

To be intoxicated to a state where one is incapable of basic movement speech or thought. The Seventh of the eight levels of drunkenness with the last being embalming

Did you see Mark last night? He was fucking Lomaxed.

See drunk, wasted, gambler, pissed, big, mint, sophie, what, poker, bolton, alcoholism

2.

To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)

After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.

See wasted, time warp, zombie

3.

The act of being tricked into paying for someone's food or drink because they forgot their wallet.

Man, we pulled up to the drive through, ordered our food, and when we got to the window that fool said he left his wallet at the house.

Damn, dude, you got lomaxed.

See hoodwinked, bamboozled, con, swindle, Jophus


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