Lombardi

What is Lombardi?


1.

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.

See italian, italians, italy, guinea

2.

When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face

the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm

See dick slap, cock slap, lombardi slap, surprise attack

3.

In the heat of sex, the man removes his penis from the vagina and slaps it with great force across the woman's face.

Mom, does Dad ever lombardi you?

See lombardi, dick, slap, sex, hard, Gay Focker


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