What is Lombardi?
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(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.
Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.
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2.
When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face
the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm
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3.
In the heat of sex, the man removes his penis from the vagina and slaps it with great force across the woman's face.
Mom, does Dad ever lombardi you?
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Random Words:
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When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.
I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend..
